common topics of late: socks and monkeys

Delivery:
I hope to have a draft of the sock story for posting by tomorrow. It’s written, but I’m not ready just yet. Stay tuned.

Communication:
Received an email from a great friend. My response included only the following prompt:

Write me back monkey boy!

His reply follows in its entirety:

Its time for the amazing, fabulous, stupendous, gramatically suspect: WRITE ME BACK MONKEY.
He slices, he dices, just look at that tomato!
He can jump up and down! but prefers not to ever since that botched hernia operation!
Write Me Back Monkey comes with various accesories, such as the Modest Monkey[tm] ass-cover (no big red naked monkey butt here!)!
Write back now and you will also receive:
*A bag of SPAM(1) flavored monkey pellets
*Write me back monkey stationary featuring Write Me Back Monkey fecal art
*A box of tranquilizers for those (frequent) occasions when Write Me Back Monkey gets pissed (or for when one needs a little relaxation of their own)
*For reasons we will not even begin to explore, the Popeil [tm] Pocket Fisherman
Some Restrictions Apply.
Limited Time Offer.
Sentence Fragment.
Some Assembly Required.
This Space Intentionally Left Blank.
This Space Intentionally Filled With Words.

(1) Write Me Back Monkey is in no way affiliated with Hormel, Inc. makers of Spam and does in no way wish to disparage the fine Spam monkey feed product.

too hilarious to keep to myself. really.
(miss you dearly Big Daddy P)