bad influences

last night, without forethought, I said –
ooo. get you.
out loud for the first time
and felt completely ludicrous*

* not to be confused, of course, with my ludacris impression
[which is also very funny]

other things that are ludicrous

While looking for my favorite pajamas*, I remarked –
You know I don’t like sleeping without pants on.
Guh. Damn all of you.

* that’s pyjama for mrtn ; )

things that could be taken the wrong way

me: (I’m telling a story.)
jules: you are completely obscene
me: right. so anyway . . .