cryptophonemailovedy?

vague forms of punishment

What would possess someone to call my cell phone and whisper I’m in line at sushi land, and then just let the message record until its limit? Some odd amount of orders rolled through the static for something like 3 minutes.

Bastard.

Currently formulating a plan of retaliation.*

*Possibly more evidence that I need sleep. Or that I need to get a life. Or that I need to eat more sushi. Hmmmm.