quotations o’ the night

Aw, fuck man, I’ve got to get home before the streets get all sparkly.

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Wait. Wait. I can’t see over my cheeks.

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Person 1: And then you’d be all sticky and shit.
Person 2: No way, she’d have worn all the sticky off by that point.

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Me: I’m not going out again tonight.
J: I promise it will be all kinds of fun.
Me: The last time we went out together -- we ended the night with three dirty red heads.
J: And your point is?

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Smile if you own a set.