things that jules and i have decided: and now it shall be so

you're a fucking man whore
just like baskin 'n' robbins -- servin' it up

[. . .]

dick and chewy should never need to be used in the same sentence

[. . .]

you've got some big fuckin balls (jay re: my current disposition)
you're quite the collage

[note: all of these things were funnier last night . . . when i'd been drinking heavily . . . hmmmm]