have another double (that's double trouble)
if i don't stop laughing soon, things are going to get messy

we're all prostitutes, man. we all need a little self-promotion.
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it was like a 2 foot parrot. swear to god. and it was wide, too. and burly like.
and i made it cry like a baby.
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is that like putting a bird on a box?
'zaclty
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aw, hell naw. don't even say tea bagging. why ya gotta ruin good beverages?
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decidedly bad pick-up lines: you remind me of someone i met in prison.
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i've had some funky ass sex dude, but that's just wrong.
foul, dude. foul.
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how many people are gonna be amped about shaving that shit?
don't say pootie, man. that's just wrong. straight.