aside from the obvious statements many people are already making about the ridiculous wave of low-carb everything these days and how these kinds of fanatical diet crazes only reinforce bad eating habits and anorexic body images for women --

low carb diets advocate abstaining from fellatio*

manufacturers and mass media marketing can mess with coke and breakfast food cereals -- even cranberry juices -- but think about it this way and it seems even sillier.

* sperm is rich in fructose (a simple carbohydrate).