Cornelius prefers Moon Pies to potato chips. He says they keep his fingers cleaner. Cornelius once ate an entire package of hot dogs (Hebrew National) straight from the fridge in one sitting to spite his then girlfriend Rosie who said he had a potbelly the size of Asia. That's just the kind of guy Cornelius is. He's got pride. Rosie, a vegetarian, broke up with him soon afterward citing disgust for his animal consumption, even against Cornelius' protestations that they're not really made from animals but from byproducts. She's just recently moved in with her new boyfriend--a butcher. Cornelius doesn't think too deeply about many things, but if he did, he'd probably think that was pretty funny. He doesn't really get irony. Today, he's decided that if it rains he's going to stay in doors all day and watch television. Cornelius likes the way the shows just keep turning and moving. He hardly has to do anything at all. If it doesn't rain, well, he'll probably just stay inside with his programs anyway. No reason to make things complicated. That's just the kind of guy Cornelius is. He's got determination.