but could someone tell me how i can gain 100 thousand pounds
overnight?

seriously.

i'm still obsessed with losing 10 pounds.

you know. when i met the Man, i gained a bunch of weight. (mostly, people tell me this was invisible gain, but i swear i saw it.) i called it a consequence of being happy and satisfied with my life. but i instantly went on a mad dash to rid myself of it. i'm not sure what that says about me.