found pair of sexy lace underwear lodged between the wall and the bookshelf next to the television in the living room*

found box of hamburger helper in the pantry (likely left over from days when i cooked for people who ate such things) and subsequently attempted to make vegetarian version using tvp crumbles**

*i suspect these did not end up there as a result of some frantic laundry/clothes folding incident

**hh is just as disgusting with or without the beast meat, but the process of finding and making it -- hilariously worth the effort